February 2012
112 posts
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
kaosritual:
xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
THIS.
lindsay-blowhan:
the day i pull up to the plastic surgeon’s office in my escalade wearing a fur coat with my birkin bag full of cocaine is when my life will begin
cosmo tip #176
expertcosmotips:
for a romantic valentines day, jump off a bridge together so you’ll never be apart <3
